“Wake up, fuckass!” 

“hurry the fuck up, fuckass!” 

“Listen, fuckass.” 

“I thought I told you to stop calling me that you fuckass!” 

Who the hell did that fuckass think he was?  

“He’s my fuckass roommate with no personality or life what-so-ever.”

that fuckass had been crying

“Fuckass.” I grumbled under my breath

CG: YOUR WELCOME, FUCKASS.

CG: YEAH SURE. ILL BE THERE, FUCKASS.

“I am not, fuckass.”

“Fuckass, do I have to?” He whined

“Strider you fuckass!”

“You said you didn’t need my help fuckass. Remember?”

CG: SOLLUX YOU FUCKASS ANSWER ME GOG DAMMIT! NOW!

That fuckass was probably spending all of his fucking time with Ampora

Why was that fuckass messing with me so much?

“Its none of your business, fuckass!” I yelled and got up.

“That is none of your business, fuckass!” I yelled, still unable to get up. 

All of these quotes come from a single fic.

Total fuckass count: 19.