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My pronouns are Helm/Helms/Helmself.

We are the righteous who fight for liberation, and this is my safe space.

Why are you triggering yourself. Why are you triggering yourself. Why are you triggering yourself. Why are you triggering yourself

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~*~Pay The Monster To Leave Your Village Alone~*~


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A PESKY TUMBLR MYSTERY, UNRAVELED

MY LITTLE WOOLEN BRAIN HAS FIGURED OUT A THING!

DID YOU EVER HAVE YOUR TRACKED TAG SHOW A NEW POST, BUT NOTHING COMES UP WHEN YOU GO TO LOOK, FOR DAYS AND DAYS, AND THEN SUDDENLY THE NUMBER GOES BACK TO NORMAL?

WELL! I HAVE DISCOVERED A (OR THE) CAUSE FOR THAT! WHEN A BRAND NEW BLOG MAKES A POST, IT WON’T SHOW UP ON THE TAGS, BUT THE TRACKER NUMBER WILL GO UP. WHEN THAT BLOG’S A FEW DAYS OLD, THE TAG TRACKER WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL AND THE POST WILL SHOW UP IN THE TAGS!

JUST AN OFF THE CUFF OBSERVATION FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD FOOTWEAR!