Posts tagged sollux captor

themockingcrows:

Honestly, I’m shocked at myself. The request was made by an Anon, and.. well. I actually made it more depraved than it was supposed to be. I’m a little disgusted with myself, frankly, but. Here it is. 

BEWARE: HARDCORE PORN UNDER HERE. PURE HOMESMUT. PORNSPIRATION ALL UP IN THIS BITCH. CLEAR OUT YOUR CHILDREN. Please. Don’t think any less of me. D:

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FILTHY DIRTY

(Source: TheMockingCrows)

thelegendofpeixes:

That sounds like an even better idea! You take the bee out of you captchalog and- aww so cute.

EP: It’s kind of weird watching them do installs.

ID: Like seeing someone step out into traffic and not being able to yell at them to stop.

EP: Yeah. At least the Propagandocidal maniac never sticks around for this part.

ID: Off to the zoo.

EP: Get him some grubcorn, walk him around the training floor, let him gawk at the brainboxes…

ID: Show him all the sad little pods full of psionics so he’ll feel all good about himself for taking Captor away from all this.

Subtitle: Just Two Spaceships Talking About Toast.

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rainbowbarnacle:

vastderp:

ID: You know, I think I’d be really insulted by all of this, if I existed.

EP: Totally.

ID: Good thing I’m just neural tissue.

EP: Dodged a bullet there, Dusk.

ID: Yes. I am one lucky fella.

Subtitle: Let’s Win The Lottery And Pail The Condesce.

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Oh these two. XD I love these two. They should provide commentary for crappy movies, it would be the best. I would totally watch Mystery Science Helmsblock 3000.

I would scream myself into a coma of pure joy if someone wrote MSH3K fic.

friendleaderp:

You’ll have to forgive me, I haven’t written anything in ages, so I’m probably super rusty, but this is the only concept I’ve actually been able to execute in a relatively satisfactory manner since I’ve wanted to get back into writing.

Figured I might as well share.

Basically just me spouting words that have to do with their relationship dynamic and idk what more to say than that.

Sollux[???]Karkat || Status Quo (or A Moment)

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this is Boss.

ID: You know, I think I’d be really insulted by all of this, if I existed.

EP: Totally.

ID: Good thing I’m just neural tissue.

EP: Dodged a bullet there, Dusk.

ID: Yes. I am one lucky fella.

Subtitle: Let’s Win The Lottery And Pail The Condesce Mystery Science Helmsblock 3000.*

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*RainbowBarnacle says words gooder than me sometimes.

HG: grafts

HE: Yeah. Like this.

HG: uh

HG: looks like somefins guts

Subtitle: In Which Luka Has Way Too Much Fun Designing Gooey Pink Cybernetics.

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ID: Sol. as in Sollux. as in Gemini.

EP: And he was angling for a yellow pilot before his overpolished saltwater ass left the cockpit.

EP: Who IS this douchebag?

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comedy chapter title: rich people sure are different.

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SG: Please step into the conference room, Mr. Ganima. Before we enter the facility, you must read and sign a number of documents.


HG: all right i expected as much

HG: its not a govvernment facility if you can get through a gaper stall door wwithout uncappin a writin utensil am i right

homestuck-hc-by-request:

karkat and sollux have both had terrible, horrible, no good, very bad days. while normally they’d take it out on each other, the extent of the day’s badness is such that they kind of flip over into ‘i know that feel bro’ land and end up taking care of each other instead. they’re exhausted, frazzled, and flailing vaguely toward some kind of mutual comfort, and it’s reached the point where it’s just funny.
(red, pale, or just best friends is up to you, although i am fond of exhausted-giggling makeouts.)

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The second time he dropped the carrier bag containing that semester’s final project, Sollux became convinced that someone or something truly did have it in for him and he wasn’t imagining things. (The first time he could have put down to random chance; the second time, involving as it did a puddle of opaque grey-brown streetwater and an ominous crack from inside the bag, definitely counted as the iron fist of fucking Nemesis.)

The day had started auspiciously with his horrible piece-of-shit car refusing to turn over. That could either mean his horrible piece-of-shit battery needed replacing or if you wanted to go super fucking expensive his horrible piece-of-shit alternator needed replacing, neither of which could be done that day even if he’d had spare cash to throw at the problem, because he needed to get the hell downtown in a hurry if he wanted to get this goddamn project handed in and have any hope of a decent grade. The Geo’s indisposition meant that he was stuck with the bus, and Sollux hated the bus with a deep and grinding passion that probably had something to do with the fact that he always felt sick on buses even if he sat way up near the front.

Then it had come on to rain.

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THIS WAS MY ENTIRE LAST TWO WEEKS, RIGHT HERE, OH GOD. 

You captured the misery perfectly. Awww.

*purr purr purr*

mastersfavorite:

vastderp:

vastderp:

roachpatrol:

vastderp replied to your photo:i am just going to blow tonight off and draw fancy…

i want your template. for reasons entirely unrelated to sabotage or hilarity.

Have a free Sollux paperdoll, everyone.

ta-daaaah! the lolita look.

the little black dress: classic, simple, sensual.

just wanted to do the glowy thing. and also keep him naked. ;D

i call this one “the headcanon.”

vastderp:

roachpatrol:

vastderp replied to your photo:i am just going to blow tonight off and draw fancy…

i want your template. for reasons entirely unrelated to sabotage or hilarity.

Have a free Sollux paperdoll, everyone.

ta-daaaah! the lolita look.

the little black dress: classic, simple, sensual.