Actual Ableist Paul Muad'Derp & The Faggot Brigade
chromobear:

vastderp:



KARKAT: WELL? WHY AREN’T YOU COMING?
KARKAT: FUCK YOU! I AM *AWESOME* AT THIS.
KARKAT: I’M DOING IT EXACTLY LIKE STRIDER SAID, SO CLEARLY THE PROBLEM LIES ON YOUR END.

hi i’m derp and i’m 13 years old forever
edit: tell your mom it’s a tongue if she asks
trust me your folks aren’t old enough to know about tentabulges yet

Ahahahaha best use of update art.

many thanks!
i am incapable of seeing back and forth hand gestures in an innocent context. somewhere around here i have luffy jacking off two dicks at the same time because of my Issue.

chromobear:

vastderp:

KARKAT: WELL? WHY AREN’T YOU COMING?

KARKAT: FUCK YOU! I AM *AWESOME* AT THIS.

KARKAT: I’M DOING IT EXACTLY LIKE STRIDER SAID, SO CLEARLY THE PROBLEM LIES ON YOUR END.

hi i’m derp and i’m 13 years old forever

edit: tell your mom it’s a tongue if she asks

trust me your folks aren’t old enough to know about tentabulges yet

Ahahahaha best use of update art.

many thanks!

i am incapable of seeing back and forth hand gestures in an innocent context. somewhere around here i have luffy jacking off two dicks at the same time because of my Issue.



KARKAT: WELL? WHY AREN’T YOU COMING?
KARKAT: FUCK YOU! I AM *AWESOME* AT THIS.
KARKAT: I’M DOING IT EXACTLY LIKE STRIDER SAID, SO CLEARLY THE PROBLEM LIES ON YOUR END.


hi i’m derp and i’m 13 years old forever
edit: tell your mom it’s a tongue if she asks
trust me your folks aren’t old enough to know about tentabulges yet

KARKAT: WELL? WHY AREN’T YOU COMING?

KARKAT: FUCK YOU! I AM *AWESOME* AT THIS.

KARKAT: I’M DOING IT EXACTLY LIKE STRIDER SAID, SO CLEARLY THE PROBLEM LIES ON YOUR END.

hi i’m derp and i’m 13 years old forever

edit: tell your mom it’s a tongue if she asks

trust me your folks aren’t old enough to know about tentabulges yet

(john/dave pesterfic chapter 3) john: explain birds and bees

http://archiveofourown.org/works/272775/chapters/432158

down the rabbit hole we fall

getting raunchier and raunchier!

>:D

eyecandyrlyburns:

from Rasuzu’s FLUSH <3 hngggg when the update will beeee??

the other one is for Kidkyan. sorry, when i drew them in the paper suddenly idk what to draw ;7; forgot to add: inspired from this hot solkar fic

these are fucking awesome and this person draws excellent porn

also, yaaaay i know the author of Drastic Measures WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME

mini-fanfic: Homestuck/Everyone’s Mom Erotica

“Oh,” she cries, and throws back her head from sheer pleasure. “your archive is huge! I don’t think I can take the whole thing at once!”

“we’ll go slow,” Homestuck reassures her. “a little at a time. you can handle it. you’re a mature and confident woman.”

“a-all right,” she says. “if you promise not to hurt me.”

“pain is part of it, love.” he kisses her forehead and presses her back into the pillows. “but I’ll be gentle until Act Five.”

And then they do the sex.

caaaaasually posts some porn on my blog

(ima call this one &#8220;man on a mission&#8221;)

i have now officially done my month&#8217;s quota of m/f smut. Let the gaying resume!

caaaaasually posts some porn on my blog

(ima call this one “man on a mission”)

i have now officially done my month’s quota of m/f smut. Let the gaying resume!

yeah i dunno

yeah i dunno

Merlion and Adair for Kay!
Gosh that&#8217;s the smuttiest thing* I&#8217;ve drawn in ages 
SUCH A VANILLA LUKA I AM

*except that hussie picture but that doesn&#8217;t count because duk made me do it duk made me do it duk made me do it duk made me do it

Merlion and Adair for Kay!

Gosh that’s the smuttiest thing* I’ve drawn in ages

SUCH A VANILLA LUKA I AM

*except that hussie picture but that doesn’t count because duk made me do it duk made me do it duk made me do it duk made me do it

Fic Spotlight: Space Bro (Sol/Kar) By JumpingJackTrash

In which Karkat Vantas is a surly ex-Marine who is absolutely for sure NOT a gray space alien, nor has he ever been a gray space alien at any point in his life ever, regardless of what this weirdo Sollux Captor claims when they meet in a bar one miserable Friday night.

http://jumpingjacktrash.tumblr.com/tagged/space_bro/chrono

Rated A+ for fucking, language, and fucking language.

Awesome Homestuck Fanfiction Link Dump 1

Sorry y’all I put in a Read More break but it ain’t workin’.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/175421 - A combination of the Homesmut prompt for Dave and Terezi making out to piss Karkat off and the prompt for alien pheromones getting the other species all hot and bothered.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/201869 - The light streams down golden and warm and paints these kids beautiful and familiar and strange and precious, pink petals caught in their midnight hair, brownish bark-smears against the angular gray shapes of their lizard-thin bodies. They’re perfect because they’re his, somehow, and he can trust himself to that.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/215925 - When Vriska gets close enough to call hello, instead of responding, your future self kneels down by you, takes your face in his hands— your hands— and presses your mouths together. You freeze up, and he sticks in his tongue.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/184018 - Newternia’s streets are merciless, especially if you happen to be a hard-boiled human Detective on your first case with a crazy Legislacerator. Oh, your city lies in dust my friend. Your city lies in dust. [IMAGE HEAVY]

http://archiveofourown.org/works/160603 - In which Karkat Vantas cancels life due to lack of interest, and John is left to pick up the pieces.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/184750 - “They just watch,” John says, kicking the mop bucket into the broom closet after a hard day’s asteroid-cleaning. “I guess chores are like a spectator sport for trolls? It’s pretty weird! But… that’s trolls for you!”

http://archiveofourown.org/works/155194 - karkat says he’s being an idiot, but this is the smartest he’s felt in a long, long time.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/172051 -The game remakes the world when they win. It forgets one thing.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/171924 - Moirallegiance is the least understood of the conciliatory quadrants, but barely less dangerous than the kismesisstic. Investigation also shows that it is incredibly difficult to get right.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/174415 - How Karkat Vantas Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Con Air

http://archiveofourown.org/works/207424 - “You’ve got no fucking clue which end is up about this kind of thing, do you?” Karkat asks, almost gently. “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have gone off on you. You’re such a huge bitch it’s easy to forget you weren’t hatched like this.”

http://archiveofourown.org/works/216555 - “Don’t…” he croaked out, and then that warning died as well when John quite deliberately tweaked Karkat’s horns.

 http://archiveofourown.org/works/204018 - John and Karkat unwillingly present an illustrated guide: How to Explore the Southwestern United States of America and Avoid the Feds on Under $25 a Day! *ONGOING*

http://archiveofourown.org/works/200919 - When Rose, Dave, John and Jade escaped to the Trolls’ session, they did not expect a language barrier or seven trolls dead at each others’ hands. *ONGOING*

http://archiveofourown.org/works/193353 - John starts to love it when Dave talks with his hands.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/188524 - The devilbeast can be a little intimidating to normal people.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/166912 - The most horrifying and wonderful story ever, skip past the intro, trust me on this.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/168274 - skip past the intro on this one too.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/141913 - It’s hard, being a kid and growing up. Especially when someone you aren’t sure you hated dies before your eyes.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/146819 - let’s see human romance being the confusing one for a change!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/182104 - The Only Recipe For Lasagna You’ll Ever Need

http://archiveofourown.org/users/fevered_ego/pseuds/fevered_ego/works MY STUFF.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/166598 - “Uh,” says John, bilingually. “Um.”

http://archiveofourown.org/works/166602 - As it turns out, when John really drives him up the wall, Karkat is prone to screaming at him in troll. 

http://archiveofourown.org/works/221652 - Life is good on Gumtree Lane under the guidance of Block Captain John Egbert… but then shit goes south, fast. An entire rash of crimes rocks the neighborhood and then…a new fiend appears.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/212003 - Karkat’s account of what went down on the roof in the Veil.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/211563 - the end of the world as we know it  *ongoing*

http://archiveofourown.org/works/217547 - Non-Sburb AU. Bro Strider has to raise a kid with gender dysphoria. Trying not to screw Dave up permanently is hard, and nobody understands.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/219219 - I hope you like gross cats, bro.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/223006 - In which Sollux and John become friends through their shared interest in Karkat. 

http://archiveofourown.org/works/222458 - Fondly regard gallons of spooge.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/220164 - PROMSTUCK.

In Which Everyone Thinks Karkat and Sollux are Doing It (3)

(this is the part with the fucking)

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