Actual Garbage Paul Muad'Derp & The Faggot Brigade

awwww sooooothing presence

i was just reminding him that even in his dreams i can find him anytime i want >:D

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thecolossalennui replied to your post: "But before you enjoy yourself too mu…

yeah, no, I reserve the right to cheer when a 15(?) year old who gleefully tortured animals and women dies

i looked up his age in the tv version and Joffrey’s actually meant to be 19 when he dies.

"child"

fucking SNERK.

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Butter the bloody toast first, then put the marmite on!

I’M STILL NOT GETTING IT

MAYBE A COUPLE MORE PEOPLE COULD TELL ME THE SAME THING IN THE SNOTTIEST TONE POSSIBLE IT WILL HELP MY INFERIOR AMERICAN ASS ALONG 

/deletes post and tumblr saviors marmite 

oh the other thing is to use it as a super concentrated bouillon-base type slodge, worth experimentation

i was thinking it would be good with stir fry. it tastes a little like soy sauce at this concentration.

will try mixing tiny amount of marmite with bigger amount of butter next time I have some butter at room-temperature. that would fix the “even tiny dabs are ultra-concentrated” issue nicely!

I really liked their version of the song The Rains of Castamere: enough that it now lives in my iTunes.

a couple eps ago there was a rock version of The Bear and the Maiden Fair. Mind blown. 

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of course you don’t like my mom! X) (and I will consume any black coffee and fancy tea and fussy little cookies and cakes for you 8))

oh no you don’t motherfucker

i still want to eat the cakes and cookies i just don’t wanna look at hipster porn of them or read about why they’re awesomer than things poor people drink

hurry up and put them in my mouth

silently

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"i bet i’ve eaten like six hundred bugs and i don’t even care." you are my hero

i really should have said “six hundred weird bugs” but i didn’t think of it in time

:o

Yeah, I’ve always loved her: more, I think, with each reread.

she is one of my favorite characters and she has such a cool plot arc (albeit most of it’s only suggested) and i need to get back to it so i can eventually show why she’s so important aaaaughhhh

jesus fucking christ. I have no words. Well, I have a number of them, but they wouldn’t do any good right now.

i mainly feel incredulous, with a side of sad for the next person the gossip tries the “oh rape bothers you? RAPE RAPE RAPEY R8PEY R8PIST!!!!!!!! >::::D” act with.

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I. what. Whaaaaaaat. O_o

that’s how you really fuck up someone you have just found out is a survivor, right? call them a rapist?

*innocent doe eyes*

*is a teenager so don’t get mad*