I actually got so upset last night the only thing that made me feel better was taking out all my crystals and identifying them and rolling them together.

that’s the fucking stuff, bro. sometimes i just have to fixate on the perfection and beauty and dragon-hoard greed of having the sparklies and knowing that the universe made them and kept them safe for me to gloat over them.

the smell of wet rocks is the most comforting perfume ever.

I’d be willing to go through the grant application process to get money to buy a bunch of Gucci shoes for Science. Since, of course, one has to test the efficacy of All Of The Shoes.

you can have my share after the study is done; i prefer trashy sneakers that make people with taste go “oh, luka, no”

palindromordnilap replied to your post: anonymous said:Actual bully Luka …

"Persons"? It’s "Beings", you otherkin-phobic shitlord.

i want to make a ball pythonkin joke but i am not gonna do it, i’m not gonna do it

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You big bully! HOW DARE YOU MOCK THEIR MOCKERY RIGHT BACK HOW DARE YOU HOW DAAAAAAARE YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU

*WAILS*

I AM REMISS

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That’s not rapey at all. And even having never read or watched Misery, it’s clearly riffing on that story.

aaa, it’s so brutal and wonderful. it’s basically the story of a stephen king self-insert being imprisoned by his addictive disease (anthropomorphized into the absolutely terrifying killer nurse Annie Wilkes) and forced to write and keep her happy so she won’t flip out and cut things off him. the book has probably one of the best endings he’s ever written.

voxlunch replied to your post: goodnight tumblr

thanks Luka now I can HEAR your blog title

*ptsqptptp*

idk, normal seems to fit him pretty well, cuz he basic.

*pees pants* OH GOD