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(gallery here, comic here.)

 

Autism Is Contagious

Luka : i've been watching videos

Luka : on youtube

Aud: mhm?

Luka : yes

Luka : of

Luka : *blush*

Luka : *cringe*

Luka : *doki doki*

Aud: mmmmmm?

Luka : NEVER MIND IT IS TOO SHAMEFUL

Aud: TELL

Aud: TELL ME YOUR SINS CHILD

Luka : *sob*

Luka : I'VE BEEN WATCHING DEMONSTRATION VIDEOS FOR DIFFERENT TYPES OF WOOD SPLITTING MACHINES

Luka : TO MAKE FIREWOOD CHUNKS

Luka : FOR HOURS

Aud: *GAAAAAAAAAAAAASP*

Luka : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewX89PaRDDo

http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSBVoWj6XQQ

Luka : THESE WERE MY FAVORITES

Aud: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY

Aud: IT GAVE YOU WOOD

Luka : waaaaaah

Aud: wow it goes through that log like butter

Luka : right??

Aud: WHY IS THIS SO SATISFYING

Luka : I DON'T KNOW

Luka : there are machines that chop wood in so many ways

Luka : and i just

Luka : i

Luka : i want to watch it

Aud: yeah!

Aud: it's so weirdly compelling

Aud: HE MADE LITTLE STICKS OH MAN

Luka : LIL BABY STICKS

Luka : YES

Luka : TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

BROWN STICKY GIFT

Luka : i see you've found your easter present

Jess: you are such a mensch

Luka : :D

Luka : it spent hours in my pocket

Luka : it may still be warm

Luka : from my body

Luka : enjoy

Jess: wait are you talking about the marmite

Luka : yes

Jess: yes i discovered it :D

Jess: thank you for your brown sticky gift

Luka : i've been waiting ten years to hear that

the lost pants dance

Aud: now what do

Luka: i need caffeine and i need pants.

Luka: wait where are my pants

Luka: i had pants

Luka: what

Luka: help

Aud: hm

Aud: okay go find pants

Luka: do you have those things

Luka: those coffee things

Aud: the chocolate covered beans?

Luka: yeah

Aud: yes

Luka: the things

Luka: bring things

Aud: yes I have those things

Luka: bring things

Aud: okay

Aud: put on your pants sir

Luka: pants

Luka: no

Luka: i had pants

Aud: put on pants

Aud: one leg and then one leg

Luka: the situation clearly didn't work out last time i had pants

Luka: otherwise there would still be pants

Luka: i don't even know where they are

Luka: i am pretty sure i took them off indoors

Aud: I think so too

Aud: otherwise you would be in jail sir

Luka: but where???

Aud: are they in the bathroom

Aud: are they on the sofa

Aud: are they on the floor

Luka: i don't knooooooow