Autism Is Contagious
Luka : i've been watching videos
Luka : on youtube
Aud: mhm?
Luka : yes
Luka : of
Luka : *blush*
Luka : *cringe*
Luka : *doki doki*
Aud: mmmmmm?
Luka : NEVER MIND IT IS TOO SHAMEFUL
Aud: TELL
Aud: TELL ME YOUR SINS CHILD
Luka : *sob*
Luka : I'VE BEEN WATCHING DEMONSTRATION VIDEOS FOR DIFFERENT TYPES OF WOOD SPLITTING MACHINES
Luka : TO MAKE FIREWOOD CHUNKS
Luka : FOR HOURS
Aud: *GAAAAAAAAAAAAASP*
Luka : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewX89PaRDDo
http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSBVoWj6XQQ
Luka : THESE WERE MY FAVORITES
Aud: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
Aud: IT GAVE YOU WOOD
Luka : waaaaaah
Aud: wow it goes through that log like butter
Luka : right??
Aud: WHY IS THIS SO SATISFYING
Luka : I DON'T KNOW
Luka : there are machines that chop wood in so many ways
Luka : and i just
Luka : i
Luka : i want to watch it
Aud: yeah!
Aud: it's so weirdly compelling
Aud: HE MADE LITTLE STICKS OH MAN
Luka : LIL BABY STICKS
Luka : YES
Luka : TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
The Dog Is Shedding His Winter Coat And It Is Everywhere: TL;DR Version
LUKA: pets :(
AUD: pets :(
LUKA: but
LUKA: pets :3
AUD: ehehehe
BROWN STICKY GIFT
Luka : i see you've found your easter present
Jess: you are such a mensch
Luka : :D
Luka : it spent hours in my pocket
Luka : it may still be warm
Luka : from my body
Luka : enjoy
Jess: wait are you talking about the marmite
Luka : yes
Jess: yes i discovered it :D
Jess: thank you for your brown sticky gift
Luka : i've been waiting ten years to hear that
the lost pants dance
Aud: now what do
Luka: i need caffeine and i need pants.
Luka: wait where are my pants
Luka: i had pants
Luka: what
Luka: help
Aud: hm
Aud: okay go find pants
Luka: do you have those things
Luka: those coffee things
Aud: the chocolate covered beans?
Luka: yeah
Aud: yes
Luka: the things
Luka: bring things
Aud: yes I have those things
Luka: bring things
Aud: okay
Aud: put on your pants sir
Luka: pants
Luka: no
Luka: i had pants
Aud: put on pants
Aud: one leg and then one leg
Luka: the situation clearly didn't work out last time i had pants
Luka: otherwise there would still be pants
Luka: i don't even know where they are
Luka: i am pretty sure i took them off indoors
Aud: I think so too
Aud: otherwise you would be in jail sir
Luka: but where???
Aud: are they in the bathroom
Aud: are they on the sofa
Aud: are they on the floor
Luka: i don't knooooooow