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My pronouns are Helm/Helms/Helmself.
We are the righteous who fight for liberation, and this is my safe space.
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gG: cmon dave dont answer if you arent going to say anything!
tG: i dont got anything to say
gG: the fuck you dont! >:(
tG: okay well im both fine and highly dandy
tG: wow i hope my picture looks good for when this news flash makes the front page tomorrow
gG: dave youre doing the thing again!
tG: the thing
gG: yes the thing!!!
gG: the thing we talked about in group?
tG: harley you did all the talking in group
gG: EXACTLY!!!!!!! thats my whole entire point, you dickweed :P
tG: what do you want me to say
gG: whatever YOU want to say, dave! how do you FEEL?
tG: like it doesnt matter what i say because its just gonna sound stupid anyway so WHY BOTHER
gG: stupid how?
tG: i dunno
gG: dave you are the last person in this building i would call whiny. in fact its your stupid lametastic stoic act that drives people CRAZY!
tG: whatever dude
tG: it sounds whiny to me
tG: cuz every time i open my mouth stuff comes out that sounds like im saying shit wrong
tG: and im like no that aint how it was why cant i say it right
tG: christ this place is getting to me i feel like im losing my fucking mind
tG: ever since the hearing i feel like yall are watching me making judgments
tG: youre just seeing one side of the story
tG: it wasnt like that ok
gG: what was it like, then?
tG: my bro
tG: he did the best he could
tG: people dont get us and and im not gonna help make things worse
tG: yeah okay so there were some problems
tG: at least he was there
tG: nobody else gave a fuck right so like
tG: im not gonna make him sound like something he aint just because he made some mistakes and it sounds bad when i try to say how it was
tG: sometimes its like im over in another part of the room watching me talk and im like
tG: what the fuck is that kid even saying it sounds so
tG: so bad
tG: and thats not
tG: he wasnt
tG: see i told you it was whiny
gG: look at you being mister wrong about feelings strider
gG: dave i want to tell you something important
gG: i still love my grandpa
gG: and kanaya and rose and the others, they still care about their moms and dads, even though sometimes i dont see how they can stand it
gG: i think everybody here gets what you are trying to defend and why!
tG: yeah but they didnt get taken away from their parents for telling the truth
gG: maybe some of them should have been
aC: :33 < what are we talking about?
cG: FUCK THIS DOUCHESUCKING HELLHOLE, THE CAFETERIA RAN OUT OF ALL THE GOOD BAGELS AND CAPTOR GOT THE LAST CREAM CHEESE. WHAT DO WE PAY THESE PEOPLE FOR?
aC: :33 < take mine! it has sesame s33ds!
cG: THANKS BUT I’M HAPPY FEASTING ON THE BAGELS OF RAGE RIGHT NOW AND THANK GOD THERE IS NO LIMIT TO THEM IN MY MENTAL BAKERY
aC: :33 < whoa strider how come your face is all blotchy
gG: oh um
tG: i went out in the sun without my flower bonnet
tG: fuckin vampire genes you know
gG: i was just ripping into him about it, skin cancer is no joke!
aC: :33 < well thats too bad, i hope you dont blister and get cancer and die!
cG: THEY HAVE ALOE AT THE DESK.
tG: yall saved my life
dave makin’ milestones 2015