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My pronouns are Helm/Helms/Helmself.

We are the righteous who fight for liberation, and this is my safe space.

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~*~Pay The Monster To Leave Your Village Alone~*~


(gallery here, comic here.)

 

Anonymous asked
How's Dave doing?

brainbent:

tG: ehh

gG: cmon dave dont answer if you arent going to say anything!

tG: i dont got anything to say

gG: the fuck you dont! >:(

tG: okay well im both fine and highly dandy 

tG: wow i hope my picture looks good for when this news flash makes the front page tomorrow

gG: dave youre doing the thing again!

tG: the thing

gG: yes the thing!!!

gG: the thing we talked about in group?

tG: harley you did all the talking in group 

gG: EXACTLY!!!!!!! thats my whole entire point, you dickweed :P

tG: what do you want me to say

gG: whatever YOU want to say, dave! how do you FEEL?

tG: like it doesnt matter what i say because its just gonna sound stupid anyway so WHY BOTHER

gG: stupid how?

tG: i dunno 

tG: whiny

gG: dave you are the last person in this building i would call whiny. in fact its your stupid lametastic stoic act that drives people CRAZY!

tG: whatever dude

tG: it sounds whiny to me

tG: cuz every time i open my mouth stuff comes out that sounds like im saying shit wrong

tG: and im like no that aint how it was why cant i say it right

tG: christ this place is getting to me i feel like im losing my fucking mind

tG: ever since the hearing i feel like yall are watching me making judgments

tG: youre just seeing one side of the story

tG: it wasnt like that ok

gG: what was it like, then?

tG: my bro

tG: he did the best he could 

tG: people dont get us and and im not gonna help make things worse

tG: yeah okay so there were some problems

tG: at least he was there

tG: nobody else gave a fuck right so like

tG: im not gonna make him sound like something he aint just because he made some mistakes and it sounds bad when i try to say how it was

tG: sometimes its like im over in another part of the room watching me talk and im like

tG: what the fuck is that kid even saying it sounds so

tG: so bad

tG: and thats not

tG: he wasnt

tG: see i told you it was whiny

gG: look at you being mister wrong about feelings strider

tG: jade

gG: dave i want to tell you something important

tG: ok

gG: i still love my grandpa

gG: and kanaya and rose and the others, they still care about their moms and dads, even though sometimes i dont see how they can stand it

gG: i think everybody here gets what you are trying to defend and why!

tG: yeah but they didnt get taken away from their parents for telling the truth

gG: maybe some of them should have been

aC: :33 < what are we talking about?

cG: FUCK THIS DOUCHESUCKING HELLHOLE, THE CAFETERIA RAN OUT OF ALL THE GOOD BAGELS AND CAPTOR GOT THE LAST CREAM CHEESE. WHAT DO WE PAY THESE PEOPLE FOR?

aC: :33 < take mine! it has sesame s33ds!

cG: THANKS BUT I’M HAPPY FEASTING ON THE BAGELS OF RAGE RIGHT NOW AND THANK GOD THERE IS NO LIMIT TO THEM IN MY MENTAL BAKERY

aC: :33 < whoa strider how come your face is all blotchy

gG: oh um

tG: i went out in the sun without my flower bonnet

tG: fuckin vampire genes you know

gG: i was just ripping into him about it, skin cancer is no joke!

aC: :33 < well thats too bad, i hope you dont blister and get cancer and die!

cG: THEY HAVE ALOE AT THE DESK.

tG: thanks

tG: yall saved my life

dave makin’ milestones 2015


I wanted to draw you a nekkid Nepeta to thank you for drawing us a nekkid Nepeta! The anatomy is terrible, (I tried doing hands and soon after cropped them out) but I tried. 
I hope your hand meat is okay and that your dinner was delicious ^.^

dinner was heavenly, and also i fucking love her hips in this picture :D

I wanted to draw you a nekkid Nepeta to thank you for drawing us a nekkid Nepeta! The anatomy is terrible, (I tried doing hands and soon after cropped them out) but I tried. 

I hope your hand meat is okay and that your dinner was delicious ^.^

dinner was heavenly, and also i fucking love her hips in this picture :D

drew Strong!Convict!nepeta for the stream, once i finally got it more or less working. 
it was the first art i&#8217;ve done in months and i was totally petrified by the attention but everybody was super cool and i had a ton of fun. my hand went numb a few times but it&#8217;ll loosen up as i go

drew Strong!Convict!nepeta for the stream, once i finally got it more or less working. 

it was the first art i’ve done in months and i was totally petrified by the attention but everybody was super cool and i had a ton of fun. my hand went numb a few times but it’ll loosen up as i go