Oh my god I am so tempted to go lurk Vex’s blog right now to see if (when) he throws a giant tantrum
XD XD XD
He’s going to rend his fedora and whine about how people love to gloat over his misfortune, and also Hussie Wrote It Wrong
Davy Jones wins again.
I’m saving this post so I can pull it out again in the future.
Call me crazy, but I have a gut feeling that Rosemary is gonna die somehow.
I am skeptical because Kanaya is Hussie’s favorite kitty.
The way Andrew glitched it up this time left blank gaps in some of the letters, so you couldn’t get a pixel-perfect deobfuscation, but I’m pretty sure I have everything that was there now, more or less!
Text version, so you can paste it places and horrify your friends:
While their romance is endlessly captiv8ting, leprechaun
reproduction may 8e the most interesting su8ject of all.
Particularly from a perspective of detailed anatomical study,
which I will get to shortly. 8ut first it 8ears pointing out
that while for humans reproductive relationships are exclusively
heterosexual, and for trolls they are 8isexual, for leprechauns
they are exclusively homosexual. Yes, you heard right. That
means the Felt are all super gay. A graphic description of their
reproductive process is as follows.
…… weird frog peni…… muppet 8uttock …… chafing … wriggling … puppet pelvis …… magic gnome phallus …… elf eggs …… 8urrowed fuck deep …… perky pro8oscis …… coarse kermit cock … dragged across each other’s gleeful faces …… wrist deep in puppet ass …… pro8oscalypse …… soft 8ul8ous 8ottom …… kind of jutting out and impudent ……
Sleep well! >;]
D: D: D:
I KNEW IT
Maybe it’s because out of all of those trolls whose blood was for sale he is the only one still alive, so there was little need to mourn.
Kanaya hasn’t seen him in 3 years, so mourning wouldn’t be the only reason she might have go think “oh right, I had a friend with that blood color, this is probably from one of his various corpses” or “I wonder what he’s up to.” It comes off about as impersonal as it gets to not even think about someone she used to be friends with.
It was also annoying that every living character from the beta sessions was represented in Openbound except Sollux, including Aradia, who he was with. Part of it is probably that the character himself refuses to participate in stuff, but then he pops up very briefly during the Ministrife but contributes almost nothing. Hussie’s SOP for dealing with Sollux is frustrating since he is involved in several really interesting relationships and has some tantalizing mystery shit going on with his character arc, but and whenever the narrative gets there it goes “right, let’s move on, who can we skip over…” I think Hussie may genuinely be allergic to writing him.
i am very creeped out because tonight i have discovered that many people on the fanwebs are comfortable making apologies for fascism to put a character in a more positive light.
it’s like, ok, i know we were just talking about a cartoon, but put that on pause a sec and tell me that you know…
Maybe Tavros is Hussie’s insert representing fandom as far as giving Vriska a pass goes.
“See how spineless and painfully horrible you’re being just because you like this chick?”
“Now put on some goddamn pants!!”
SO MUCH YES. and add on a mean little edge of vindication because this is the vriska i get flamed on tumblr for describing. right there where everyone can see her operating.
MAYBE NOW IT’LL BE SAFE TO WRITE HER AGAIN WITHOUT BEING HASSLED TOO EXCESSIVELY.
nah of course i’ll still get hassled excessively, people who don’t know the difference between “i really feel drawn to this character” and “this character is a good person” are going to read these updates and say “vriska is only doing what she’s forced to do to save the universe, bluh bluh huge exploited baby lamb”
hehehehehehe. GO, HUSSIE, GO! RUSTLE OUR JIMMIES LIKE YOU’VE NEVER RUSTLED THEM BEFORE!
#1. Someone who knows Vriska finally called her the FUCK out. That hasn’t happened since Karkat was putting together their sGRUB team. I don’t mind sharing that I was getting MIGHTY BORED with her unchallenged GR8TNESS schtick. Since her death she’s blathered about changing so much but we only saw her with Tavros, (who has with this update officially fallen to the bottom of my ‘favorite kitty’ list with his cringing, servile bullshit) and John, who likes her because she is funny and brave but has never seen her operate. Getting constant passes for how she treats others is sort of her Thing, yeah, but it was way tired before act 5.2. It’s refreshing to have someone recognize in her the failings that I get yelled at by her creepier fans when I point them out.
#2. The person doing the calling out was the one guy left alive in the universe whose beef with Vriska is legitimate AND completely unmitigated by circumstances, and who has never gotten any recognition whatsoever for the legitimacy of his complaint. I have been wishing he’d tell her off since Hivebent was still going, but I had given up hope because Hussie does not like giving Sollux airtime (too hot for the internet, etc) unless he is bleeding from somewhere or fixing a computer.
#3. VRISKA’S BULLSHIT WAS NOT MIRACLE HEALED BEHIND THE SCENES. SHE IS THE SAME DESPICABLE ASSHOLE WE ALL KNOW AND HATELOVE, AND NOW I CAN REST ASSURED THAT THIS IS NOT JUST MY PREJUDICE, BUT ACTUALLY SOMETHING OBSERVED BY OTHER PEOPLE WITHIN THE STORY. SERIOUSLY, RIGHT THERE IN THE DIALOGUE SHE’S DOING THE SAME SHIT SHE ALWAYS DID, BUT FOR ONCE IN THE GODDAMN STORY HER BLUSTER GETS A ‘WHATEVER’ FROM THE PERSON SHE’S TALKING TO.
#4. TWO WHATEVERS. IN A ROW. LOOK AT THAT BLISTERING CONTEMPT. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT HEALS MY POOR HEART TO SEE SOMEONE COOPERATE WITH HER PLAN FOR THE GREATER GOOD BUT NOT LET BYGONES BE BYGONES? FUCKING INCREDIBLE.
#5 Twofold eyepatches. (Back to the red/blue thing are we? Guess that plan to ditch his gimmick didn’t take.)
#6. Sollux is somehow even more impatient and irritable than ever. Look at dat 1-pixel scowl! But when he throws his nasty attitude at John, who has been SUCH a crotch recently, it becomes a thing of pure beauty.
#7. HE DID NOT DIE AGAIN AND IS NOW CLEARED TO SURVIVE TIL THE TREASURE IS FOUND. I SMELL CLIMACTIC BATTLE WITH VRISKA TELEPATHICALLY GUIDING THE LASERS. THAT IS A GOOD WAY TO DIE MOTHERFUCKERS. A DAMN GOOD WAY TO DIE.
#8. Captor did you seriously just go and change your fucking quirk AGAIN boy? I am 222% done keeping track of this shit, if you’re just going to switch it up every time you open your yap or type something you can just kiss canon compliant fanfic quirks goodbye mister i’m not even—.
#9. Yeah i’m just kidding, it’s awesome.
#10. It’s all awesome. Everything is awesome. Favorite update, best characters, most horrible people and they all get a hug that lasts forever.
#11. Except Tavros. (shakes head sadly)
[[ COMMUNICATE WITH THE FUTURE
THROUGH SOUND ]]
I was going to go to bed like an hour earlier, but then this. OTL;; I drew The Mitunas
yeah that pretty much rules. portraying him in controlled scribbles totally sums up the chaos of the character himself.
god i love chaos.