Actual Ableist Paul Muad'Derp & The Faggot Brigade

1. othercat2 said: loose black pants, a purple tank top and embroiderd slippers.

2. (original design from 2003)

3. givenclarity said: whatever her god tier outfit would be!

Anonymous asked: Okay but seriously, John Egbert, what are you in for?

brainbent:

i played a really messed up computer game a couple of years ago with my friends. we totally won, but a couple of universes got toasted in the process, which kind of sucked ass. buuut then we all woke up here in a new universe and the game never happened, so it looks like everything worked out all right after all, since the world isn’t exploded anymore.

you’re welcome, by the way! hahaha.

also did i mention that i’m a god now? i leveled up so hard, you don’t even know. i’m a wind elemental so i can fly and control the weather sort of like storm from the x-men, and i have these awesome blue pajamas that never get dirty because they’re sort of magic.

i’d let you see but i, uh, left them at home because the hood is a suicide hazard and you really can’t just wear most of a god outfit and leave out the godhood. jeeeeeeeez!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, ANOTHER ORIGIN STORY? ANONYMOUS, STOP ENCOURAGING HIM.

seriously talk to sollux, he will corroborate everything!

OF COURSE HE WILL. CAPTOR IS THE MOST GULLIBLE PERSON HERE NOT CURRENTLY PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A DETROIT METH ADDICT. 

you’re just mad because you never found your quest bed and had to wear that stupid turtleneck sweater for three years.

Rhubarbing this Very Important Update.

luzerna:


Anonymous asked you: are you going to change any of the classes in bloodbent now that we are getting more exposition for them?

most of the classes ended up on opposite-gender characters and i’m not going to switch all of them around because it’s too late in the game now to do that, so screw it, gender doesn’t matter one lick in this au. the cutoff for “stuff we know about classes” was like months ago, most of the stuff in bloodbent relating to them will be off the rails.
in other words, terezi confirmed for best prince

~~~ouj1-s4m4~~~

luzerna:

most of the classes ended up on opposite-gender characters and i’m not going to switch all of them around because it’s too late in the game now to do that, so screw it, gender doesn’t matter one lick in this au. the cutoff for “stuff we know about classes” was like months ago, most of the stuff in bloodbent relating to them will be off the rails.

in other words, terezi confirmed for best prince

~~~ouj1-s4m4~~~

every coolkid should have one

every coolkid should have one

rose’s tiger

rose’s tiger

dave’s tiger

dave’s tiger

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