ADD THAT TO THE LIST OF THINGS I’M NEVER DOING AGAIN.
Your name is Karkat Vantas, and your moirail is a fucking lunatic. You’re not sure what he keeps in his thinkpan, but you’re convinced it’s not the same stuff other trolls have in there. Granted, his blood is to blame for some of the crazy. But only some of it. Piling fresh crazy on top of that until he’s built a towering edifice of irrationality is like a hobby of his.
How can you not pity someone that demented?
Strifing is one of your favorite things to do together. It helps him burn off some of the rage that’s always building up in his veins, and it’s excellent practice for you. Hopefully after a good hard fight you’ll both be able to settle down and give the problem some serious thought.