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Good to be posting some good ol’ fashioned Kageroucity again, brosefs and sisterephs. This is, by the way, the first time Tonbo has EVER expressed an opinion on Kano’s backstory. Til now she’s basically been blinking in confusion, boggling at cultural differences, and patiently humoring Kid’s usual stammering stream of consciousness monologues. She is not very good with traumatized dissociated personalities children.

Good to be posting some good ol’ fashioned Kageroucity again, brosefs and sisterephs.

This is, by the way, the first time Tonbo has EVER expressed an opinion on Kano’s backstory. Til now she’s basically been blinking in confusion, boggling at cultural differences, and patiently humoring Kid’s usual stammering stream of consciousness monologues.

She is not very good with traumatized dissociated personalities children.

Filed under kagerou tonbo tw:blood blood violence abuse mental illness trigger

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Anonymous asked: Do you read Luka’s comic?

specialshera:

vastderp:

rockpapertheodore:

SADLY, I have not, yet. I totally plan to sometime in the procrastinate.

SPOILER: IT’S A HAPPY STORY ABOUT HAPPY PEOPLE DOING HAPPY FUN THINGS

SEE? HAPPY! HAPPY AS FUCK!

It’s a shame that many of the people involved are a bit too old, otherwise this could share Homestuck’s tagline.  

But yes, this comic is a wonderful multi-colored dreamcoat of a mindfuck.

HERE YOU GO! KIDS AND FUN!

Filed under blood kagerou luka's comic dark red comic page reblog vastderp tiny!cho the doctor (kagerou) morgue dead things mikey killer dead things

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Define “piece”

herebedragonflies:

A piece of that ass, always taunting you. Tcaolin would look good in glasses, even if you can’t play with her like you play with the rest. The magic version of the blue pills mean you don’t need to play, strictly speaking, but you do like your games. You want to strip some of that haughtiness from her: she thinks she’s always so in control of everything, even you, and that’s just not right.

A piece of the useless fuckwad’s body, because Kano’d had you trapped in there for years. You want revenge on him, which means screaming your existence in his face until he can’t skive off like the pussy he is into denial.

A piece of the fucking pie. You’ve been dead and living a half-life and it’s got to stop.

why Red is a horrible asshole and i’m glad he isn’t real.jpg

Filed under Here Be Dragonflies hbd red blood

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oh noooo captain :( we went hiking in the woods and he fell through the river ice! I didn’t even see him go out there. He came back shivering and covered in ice with the little pink squishy core of his thumbclaw exposed and blood all over. He then proceeded to frolic another ten minutes while I waited by the car with the door open for him to remember his near death experience and abject misery, at which point I brought him home, gave him a checkup and stuck him in his torture cage with a blanket so the heater can warm him back up. He’s bitching at me right now because he saw me pick up the kitty after i locked him away in his pain-cave. I think he’s singing his wookiee lullabye to the tune of the howling wind outside. nobooooody knows my sorroooooooow… noboooooody knows but jesuuuuuuuuus… woof :’(

oh noooo captain :(

we went hiking in the woods and he fell through the river ice! I didn’t even see him go out there. He came back shivering and covered in ice with the little pink squishy core of his thumbclaw exposed and blood all over.

He then proceeded to frolic another ten minutes while I waited by the car with the door open for him to remember his near death experience and abject misery, at which point I brought him home, gave him a checkup and stuck him in his torture cage with a blanket so the heater can warm him back up.

He’s bitching at me right now because he saw me pick up the kitty after i locked him away in his pain-cave. I think he’s singing his wookiee lullabye to the tune of the howling wind outside.

nobooooody knows my sorroooooooow…

noboooooody knows but jesuuuuuuuuus…

woof :’(

Filed under injury ow poor puppy dogs the captain blood

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cat, meet dog. I have scratchmarks all the way up my tits, back and shoulder from being climbed by a spooked kitten, and clawmarks all over my scalp from said kitten PERCHING ON TOP OF MY FUCKING HEAD LIKE A TERRIFIED FURRY HAT. They are getting along a little better already, though. The captain got a long bike run to wear him out, then he got food, and now he’s sleepy and calm and the kitty is a VERY INTERESTING THING that he is able to ignore at times. He has also begun to retreat when the kitty makes the PAH!!! noise of explosive cat rage. too much noise means claws, startling noise AND a spray of citronella right in the captain’s face from his collar: training! He’s still doing the hunting thing where he gets all still and lies in wait, but the kitty is starting to get bolder. Of course he is! he’s got ME to climb if things get out of hand. D: The kitty, meanwhile, is taking none of this personally. The second the dog stops irritating him, he curls up somewhere like man whatever, purr purr purr, bat bat bat :3 :3 :3.

cat, meet dog.

I have scratchmarks all the way up my tits, back and shoulder from being climbed by a spooked kitten, and clawmarks all over my scalp from said kitten PERCHING ON TOP OF MY FUCKING HEAD LIKE A TERRIFIED FURRY HAT.

They are getting along a little better already, though. The captain got a long bike run to wear him out, then he got food, and now he’s sleepy and calm and the kitty is a VERY INTERESTING THING that he is able to ignore at times.

He has also begun to retreat when the kitty makes the PAH!!! noise of explosive cat rage. too much noise means claws, startling noise AND a spray of citronella right in the captain’s face from his collar: training! He’s still doing the hunting thing where he gets all still and lies in wait, but the kitty is starting to get bolder. Of course he is! he’s got ME to climb if things get out of hand. D:

The kitty, meanwhile, is taking none of this personally. The second the dog stops irritating him, he curls up somewhere like man whatever, purr purr purr, bat bat bat :3 :3 :3.

Filed under blood cats and dogs the captain prospitian meownarch