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My pronouns are Helm/Helms/Helmself.
We are the righteous who fight for liberation, and this is my safe space.
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I was lucky to accidentally put my socks on inside out one day. It helped so much. SO MUCH.
PARENTS OF TINY SPERGY FUSSBUDGETS TAKE HEED
YOU CAN TURN THE SHITTY LITTLE SOCKS INSIDE OUT AND THE SEAMS WON’T BE SO HORRIBLE ON WEE SENSITIVE TOES IT IS LIKE MAGIC
once my mom understood that i would wear them inside out and not throw shrieking flipout tantrums, she made it her business to always do that for me. i had forgotten that memory! man, i wore my socks inside out til I was at least a teenager.
you had sock problems too???
i would fly into tantrums over the goddamn things.
those thin little nylon shits with the lace cuffs that girls wear with those terrible hard church shoes? fuck those things and fuck their shitty seams.
take shoes off, adjust position of terrible seam, put shoes on, feel seam. repeat until screeching.
once i tried to cut the seams off, and tape them back together. i can’t remember if i got in trouble for it. kids :3
that is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
[wreck-it ralph voice] I’M GONNA SPERG ON IT!
Luka : i've been watching videos
Luka : on youtube
Luka : yes
Luka : of
Luka : *blush*
Luka : *cringe*
Luka : *doki doki*
Luka : NEVER MIND IT IS TOO SHAMEFUL
Aud: TELL ME YOUR SINS CHILD
Luka : *sob*
Luka : I'VE BEEN WATCHING DEMONSTRATION VIDEOS FOR DIFFERENT TYPES OF WOOD SPLITTING MACHINES
Luka : TO MAKE FIREWOOD CHUNKS
Luka : FOR HOURS
Luka : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewX89PaRDDo
Luka : THESE WERE MY FAVORITES
Aud: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
Aud: IT GAVE YOU WOOD
Luka : waaaaaah
Aud: wow it goes through that log like butter
Luka : right??
Aud: WHY IS THIS SO SATISFYING
Luka : I DON'T KNOW
Luka : there are machines that chop wood in so many ways
Luka : and i just
Luka : i
Luka : i want to watch it
Aud: it's so weirdly compelling
Aud: HE MADE LITTLE STICKS OH MAN
Luka : LIL BABY STICKS
Luka : YES
Luka : TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS