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imagine that every book, every article, every news story about women’s issues interviewed only husbands and fathers.

the-real-seebs:

jumpingjacktrash:

that’s where we are right now with disability rights.

And of course, lots of people saying “but of course the books are targeted at men, I mean, they live with women, they need to know about this stuff.”

stillticksaway replied to your post “my mom used to tell me that one of my favorite things to say as a small child was “I refuse.”

I was lucky to accidentally put my socks on inside out one day. It helped so much. SO MUCH.

YES

THIS 

PARENTS OF TINY SPERGY FUSSBUDGETS TAKE HEED

YOU CAN TURN THE SHITTY LITTLE SOCKS INSIDE OUT AND THE SEAMS WON’T BE SO HORRIBLE ON WEE SENSITIVE TOES IT IS LIKE MAGIC

once my mom understood that i would wear them inside out and not throw shrieking flipout tantrums, she made it her business to always do that for me. i had forgotten that memory! man, i wore my socks inside out til I was at least a teenager.

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you had sock problems too???

i would fly into tantrums over the goddamn things.

those thin little nylon shits with the lace cuffs that girls wear with those terrible hard church shoes? fuck those things and fuck their shitty seams.

take shoes off, adjust position of terrible seam, put shoes on, feel seam. repeat until screeching.

once i tried to cut the seams off, and tape them back together. i can’t remember if i got in trouble for it. kids :3

Anonymous asked
did you see the posch spaltfix k-440 firewood processor video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riZVBqgVX2Y

that is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

[wreck-it ralph voice] I’M GONNA SPERG ON IT!

Autism Is Contagious

Luka : i've been watching videos

Luka : on youtube

Aud: mhm?

Luka : yes

Luka : of

Luka : *blush*

Luka : *cringe*

Luka : *doki doki*

Aud: mmmmmm?

Luka : NEVER MIND IT IS TOO SHAMEFUL

Aud: TELL

Aud: TELL ME YOUR SINS CHILD

Luka : *sob*

Luka : I'VE BEEN WATCHING DEMONSTRATION VIDEOS FOR DIFFERENT TYPES OF WOOD SPLITTING MACHINES

Luka : TO MAKE FIREWOOD CHUNKS

Luka : FOR HOURS

Aud: *GAAAAAAAAAAAAASP*

Luka : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewX89PaRDDo

http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSBVoWj6XQQ

Luka : THESE WERE MY FAVORITES

Aud: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY

Aud: IT GAVE YOU WOOD

Luka : waaaaaah

Aud: wow it goes through that log like butter

Luka : right??

Aud: WHY IS THIS SO SATISFYING

Luka : I DON'T KNOW

Luka : there are machines that chop wood in so many ways

Luka : and i just

Luka : i

Luka : i want to watch it

Aud: yeah!

Aud: it's so weirdly compelling

Aud: HE MADE LITTLE STICKS OH MAN

Luka : LIL BABY STICKS

Luka : YES

Luka : TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS