What are all the things that trigger you?
Anonymous

rule of thumb: if it has a tag on tumblr it’s too much for my fragile eggshell mind.

What is vastderp's greatest weakness?
Anonymous

sprinkler rainbows

Out of all the things, what do you think is going to be the thing that destroys humanity?
Anonymous

morgellons

shit I am so so sorry luka. Is there any way I can make it up to you?
Anonymous

it’s like in the tv shows whenever someone gets amnesia from being bonked on the head, only another good bonk will bring back their memory before the credits.

trigger me again. trigger me good.

y r u so mean to me? ='(
Anonymous

the a-word is my trigger and you didn’t warn for it

Or you could change your pronouns to something less helms appropriating like fag/fags/fagself
Anonymous

fat/fats/fatself, to respect my adiposekin identity

Hey, isn't your url kind of ableist?
Anonymous

your face is ableist

Are CAA and VS still vigorously blackfapping at you or have they finally tired of their little game of "poke the shark with chummy fingers"?
Anonymous

they appear to have either gotten tired, or run out of fingers. i am cautiously optimistic.

Hey Vastderp, out of curiosity, is it normal/appropriate to be somewhat concerned by someone headcanoning Mituna and Latula's relationship as romantic but asexual? While I'm more than fine with aro/ace headcanons, it seems that doing that (especially when it's the ONLY asexual ship they've mentioned) smacks of them not wanting to imagine a mentally handicapped guy having the sex, or worse, thinking he can't consent to it. Your thoughts?
Anonymous

i wouldn’t seek out fic like that, on the grounds that a lot of people who write alt!sexuality fanfic are aiming to subvert societal expectations, and since society tends to treat the handicapped as sexless children, acing Mituna/Latula could very easily have the opposite effect of what was intended.

on the other hand, lots of ace people just really dig the captors and maybe this one wants to write him as ace too. how i felt about it would really depend on the handling of the content more than just a potential issue with the premise.

Does Vastderp have a holy symbol?
Anonymous

yep