No, I mean that some people hate equara, most people don't care about it and that there is a small number of retarded cunts in denial. And once again, small framed, shitty half-assed doodles won't make it any more alive; but to be fair any kind of fanart for it is more like dragging a lifeless body around for no actual reason. Equara is fucking garbage so get rid of it and let it rot, go ship solara!
actually, why are store eggs so white? I have chickens at home, and back when they laid (lazy fuckers) there was a lot of variance. have they just bred them to be close to identical?
Chicken breeds that lay white eggs (like the Leghorn) tend to be smaller and eat less than commercial brown-egg breeds, making them more cost-effective to raise. Brown-egg chickens, though, have picked up a reputation for laying healthier and better-tasting eggs that justifies the higher price in the eyes of the consumer:
Bill Finch of the Mobile Register suggests that brown eggs may have tasted better at one time. He says, “For years, the chickens preferred by commercial growers happened to lay white eggs. A few smart cooks sought out brown eggs because most of the home-reared American flocks, which had access to flavor-enhancing weeds and bugs, happened to lay brown eggs. Commercial egg producers eventually got wise to this. They started raising chickens that laid brown eggs, and charged a premium for them at the store.
"But because the white AND brown grocery-store eggs are the result of the same bland commercial diet, their eggs taste exactly the same."
-the Straight Dope
I've had some great fun reading your fantroll and others' current woes and shenanigans! And now I want my own fantroll. DURNIT PA.
well you’d better just make a fantroll then hadn’t you!
Oh no... everything was going, if not well, then much better. Now Galley's going to wake up spitting mad, and Bel, LL, and Pancho are also all mad. Everyone is so mad! I am looking forward to hearing from the doctor dude who reminds me of Seebs, he's totally not mad. I hope he might suggest purrbeast therapy for all parties involved in the coming dramasplosion. No one can be mad while snuggling a purrbeast. :3 Thank you all for sharing this awesome rp-story with us.
SO EXCITED TO SEE HOW EVERYONE GETS THROUGH THIS :3 :3 :3
I want you to know that the tannhauser joke made me make a very unhealthy noise. It could have been laughter but my doctor says it could be terminal
something just suddenly occurred to me. where the fuck has maalos been this whole time?
captchalogued in Galley’s retcon modus for the most part. When his player gets steady internet time again he’ll pop back up.
nope, i was right in the first place. everything galley is pain.
I had a dream last night that "LukaBot" was the name you adopted when you crept into people's houses at night and changed the settings on their television.
THIS IS CANON
THIS HAS BEEN CANON FOREVER I HAVE RETCONNED IT THUSLY
so i finally got caught up to all of you guys's fantroll shenanigans and now EVERYTHING IS PAIN (ok, well the most recent updates helped allay that a bit). how the FUCK did you make me bawl my eyes out over a fucking fantroll? that is some serious TALENT, motherfucker. hell, i'm more attached to galley, bel, and co. than i am to a lot of the canon trolls. in case you couldn't guess, i really <3 your au. and maybe ought to sleep, it's 6 am...but: *slow clap*
Awwww man. Have a drink, let’s toast FOREVER TRAGEDY FACE.
oh my gosh do you have a cringe-helpless-panic reaction to oily and greasy stuff too
i eat fried chicken with two forks so i don’t have to touch it with my hands. i can’t watch other people eat.
someone threw a french fry down someone else’s shirt in a restaurant once in my presence and i had a mild panic attack.
i am better than i was. i used to have to wear surgical gloves just to touch a sandwich. Shudder.
Huh, you're from out west here?
So there are three anons for you? Regular anon, vriskanon , and funny anon? Three anons walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
there’s regular anon, social justice anon, vriskanon, and funny anon—basically a double asshole sandwich on really good bread.
how much do i need to reread one piece on a scale of yes to oh my god yes
what about... ghost butts?