Actual Ableist Paul Muad'Derp & The Faggot Brigade

wow, there are 15 separate hunger games/homestuck crossover AUs on AO3 right now.

Fanfic Fail Monday Edition

Bad language,Male romance,Blood,and possibly,Death

ONE OF THESE WARNINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS,

ONE OF THESE WARNINGS JUST DOESN’T BELONG,

CAN YOU TELL WHICH WARNING IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS

BY THE TIME I’VE ROLLED MY EYES, MUTTERED “RIIIIGHT” AND HIT THE BACK BUTTON

zippkat said: is your criteria for reasonably okay fanfiction different from ones you give kudos to? (sorry for all the questions)

I kudos any stuff I am happy to have read, pretty much. That includes horrifying stories that mess me up emotionally, because I enjoy having stories do that. 

fun fact, i once accidentally kudosed a fic that i hated, and felt completely horrible about it. then i realized i wasn’t logged in and they would never know that anon was me. WHEW.

i try to leave comments whenever i can but i have a really noisy head and it’s very hard for me to talk to people sometimes :/

And They All Lived Fappily Ever After

Dear VastDerp,

Thank you for your recent notification regarding the work “Commission Slots” posted to the Archive of Our Own. You are correct that this posting is in violation of our Terms of Service, and the author has been notified to remove all solicitations for payment from the Archive in a timely fashion.

We appreciate your vigilance; as you might expect, yours was one of several complaints about this material, and we have been able to address the situation quickly.
Wishing you good reading,
Sherry Nehmer
OTW Abuse

WHAT
DID YOU JUST POST AN AD ON A03
NO
WE’RE NOT DOING THIS
#N0

WHAT

DID YOU JUST POST AN AD ON A03

NO

WE’RE NOT DOING THIS

#N0

Did somebody just post a fic prompt on AO3….?

ceruleancynic:

vastderp replied to your post:AO3 NOOOO
I should ought to follow their update blog, I had a goddamn heart attack. MEIN SMUTZ!!!! What’s their tumblr, anyway?

crap did I say tumblr I meant twitter

http://twitter.com/AO3_Status

AHA. Useful twitter is useful.

Dig it, folks:

Status Update: AO3 is A-OK, Be Back Soon!!

This is just a quick message to say that, due to a typo in our DNS, the Archive of Our Own is currently offline for some users. The error has already been fixed but it may take as long as 7 hours to propagate through the system. However we were not hacked or anything and we hope to be up as soon as possible. (Systems is telling us that this was a test of our communication and response teams…oh, wily wily Systems! Also typing is hard!)

We are sorry for the inconvenience and for any alarm. Also, it would be best not to click the links, submit info, or order any mail order brides.

Systems will have a fuller report on the problem soon for those who want the dirty details. Otherwise stay tuned and thank you for your patience!

AO3 NOOOO

oh jesus AO3 got hacked aaaaaa

don’t go there it’s a redirect to some bullshit

please be ok you’re the best website :(

Oh thank god, we’re cool. Just don’t go there for a few hours while the DNS propagates and the scammy shit goes away.

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I took the OTW Community Survey!

hehehe I put in a vote for a vetting process for potential new AO3 members

I’m a snobby snob