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Okay, so I adore the film Labyrinth with mister Sex-On-Legs DAVID BOWIE and his SHINY PANTS and DANCE MOVES.

BUT!

Remember that last part? “I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.”

I feel like that is Eridan. Giving EVERYTHING to his one RED FLUSH and asking for so little in return. He really is! ALL he is asking for is that the woman who has captured his fragile in-human heart to love him, obey him as one would in marriage, and fear him in that he could leave, use his power upon her but would not for as long as she loved him, and he would be hers for eternity and beggared to her whims as a slave or die at her hands with only a word from her lips in denial of him.

And spoiled, braty little Sara would be Feferi. Who abuses his heart, takes, demands of him more and more as she runs, but only destroys him more for all her powerlessness and humanity.