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derpderpmotherfuckers replied to your post: I’m way too dumb to do anything fancy so I just…
why did you have to say that I have sausage and rice and this is a BAD BREAKFAST PLAN D=!
No, it is the BEST breakfast plan! The rice is mellow and the sausage is crazy flavory. Eat that stuff with like… I dunno, some fruit or something? big glass of water (water is delicious shut up).
Simple, tasty, and includes dead pig parts. This is correct breakfast behavior.
derpderpmotherfuckers said:
actually, that sounds like a good plan … also water is awesome. I live in NYC and it is even more awesome than any other water. Just saying. =D
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