March 2012
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I used to like cats
Then I took a kitten claw to the nipple.
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sleepyteafish asked: You're Top 6 Cuddle Buddies!
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unusualjuggernaut asked: TOP 6 POSITIONS GAMZEE AND DAVE COULD ACHIEVE WITHOUT KILLING EACH OTHER.
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Anonymous asked: Your top 6 favorite things about SEVENTEENTH-CENTURY CHEMIST ROBERT BOYLE???
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platonic-symbiosis asked: Top six orange foods?
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geekswillruntheearth asked: This is cliche as heck, but top six Homestuck ships?
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rjestudio asked: Top 6 bands from 1995-2000 O3O
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duckenstein asked: TOP 6 Least plot important things about grey world and/or why Captain/Dave cat is the OTP of the year.
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robotsquid asked: Your top six favorite things about SQUIDS!! (because we are awesome do not deny)
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This Looks Fun.
Ask me my “TOP 6” anything!
Can’t wait to see what you weirdoes come up with.
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The Other Side of the Heart Chapter 8 Complete
inkskratches:
So yeah, this is still a thing I’m doing.
On both FF.net and AO3.
Wow, this chapter was such a bitch to format.
Anyway.
Minecraft adventures ahoy.
This really is just the cutest fucking story. Eridan is such a snippy pompous bitch and yet somehow completely sympathetic, Sollux is a snippy avoidant bitch and yet somehow completely sympathetic, Karkat is mother hen suffering...
February 2012
mercurialmalcontent:
Oh my god this shitty thing has some angel/superhero/Liefeld-esque thing named
PASSOVER
that’s it, I’m done forever. *falls the fuck over*
Wait did you see the part where he was all EAT JESUS FIRE and blasting his BFG all over the place?
And then takes his helmet off and he has a furry donut for hair?
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WHAT IF THAT'S WHY HIS PANTS ARE SO HUGE: THEY'RE... →
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vastderp:
I think my ultimate fanart fantasy involves Jareth/Major Tom. This is me kissing any possible illusion of credibility bye-bye.
[I can’t draw but… Luka, you make me ship the weirdest things.]
There isn’t any sound in space. The tether between him and the shuttle just snaps, silently. It takes him a few seconds to realize what’s happened - long enough for his...
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mercurialmalcontent:
Luka threw the cover image and links to Avengelyne at me tonight.
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Luka, I may never forgive you for inflicting this monstrosity on me when I am already in a state of pain. NEVER EVER EVER. *sob*
(I am not linking. Google if it you want to know. It’s got all the quality you would expect from something backed by Rob Liefeld — that is to say, NONE WHATSOEVER.)
If it...
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ARGH GET OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING LAWN
I used to love getting into internet slapfights. I wouldn’t just go out and *start* trouble, but if there was stupidity in my face I would be merciless in nurturing the flame into a bonfire, around which I would dance, often naked, always gleeful. Whether it was raving about some dumbass racist on LJ’s “housematehorrors” or poking homophobes on DA, it was all good. you send...
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The Most Incorrect Asexual On Tumblr: Lesbian... →
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vastderp:
Okay. Time to make this shit happen. I have a bathroom, bedroom and combo kitchenette/living room to tidy up and it’s gotta be done by 2 pm when the delivery folks bring the couch.
There’s going to be a couch, by the way. You can’t have a friend stay over and couch surf without a couch. It’s a…
YO. DERP. I PUT THE LESBIAN IN A TAXI FOR YOU. WITH CAT.
LESBIAN LAST SEEN...
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Lesbian Nearly In Transit, Better Clean...
Okay. Time to make this shit happen. I have a bathroom, bedroom and combo kitchenette/living room to tidy up and it’s gotta be done by 2 pm when the delivery folks bring the couch.
There’s going to be a couch, by the way. You can’t have a friend stay over and couch surf without a couch. It’s a nice couch. Blame Seebs!
In preparation for The Hellslog, I am going to...
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THUG L1F3
vulturer:
lantadyme: i wonder what redglare will be like lantadyme: sorry feelings about lady ancestors 2k12 vulturer: she will be vulturer: terrifying vulturer: FUCK D4 POL1C3 vulturer: OBJ3CT1ON vulturer: YOU SUCK lantadyme: what if she’s troll tupac vulturer: R34D 1T 4ND W33P SUCK4S vulturer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lantadyme: would that be perfect vulturer: i would cry tears of yes lantadyme: it...
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nicks-ass asked: Whoa, vexarian? TOO FAR, DUDE.
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coronisgear reblogged your post: coronisgear reblogged your post: coronisgear…
The kidneys of a thousand stillborn infants!
the memory of having once, long ago, owned a sock.
The Great Fandom War
awkwaben:
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shubbabang:
http://dplover25.deviantart.com/art/The-Great-Fandom-War-287669054
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life guys
Welcome to Homestuck y’all
Oh, my god.
“Then the angel carried me away in the Spirit into a desert. There I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast that was covered with blasphemous names and had seven heads and ten horns. … I will...
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coronisgear reblogged your post: coronisgear reblogged your post:…
Bread. Eggs. Breaded eggs.
half a sock.
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coronisgear reblogged your post: mageofbloodandhope: halfemptymouse: …
Ganzee Makara Rick Santorum’s desk lamp…training officer
A sock.
I'M RAD.: HOMESTUCK ALBUM TRACK ART →
mspandrew:
Music contest picks are finally locked in. Reblogging Radiation’s request for track art here.
We ended up including quite a few songs in the album. For this one, I wanted to err on the side of more music rather than less, to get more people involved. Still a lot of tough decisions though, and we had to draw the line somewhere. Thanks to everyone who participated. We received a ton of...
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UPDATE
slobber slobber HOMESTUCK slobber HAIR slobber slobber BEST drool YES
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mageofbloodandhope:
halfemptymouse:
reapershadcat:
awkwaben:
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teh-english-speepstakes:
digitonicelectronic:
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ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
Megatron
Moriarty
Prophet of...
Mmmwell.
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rainbowbarnacle:
I have spent all day flailing around doing errands, and despite the universe’s numerous attempts to stop me, I managed to tidy everything up and clear out my room and get on the road.
I am in Seattle now. Poor Penny is a terrified cat loaf underneath the bed. I am sprawled on the floor nearby in case she feels like talking to the rotten monkey who made her...
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The Truth Behind The Cancellation of Invader Zim →
I always wondered.
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One of Our Submarines (7) and down below...
WELP, it turns out I didn’t save a non-color-formatted copy, so the tumblr version is a wee bit bare bones as simple html goes.
Trust me, it’s an easier read on ao3.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/341204/chapters/565799
SPOILER: THINGS HAPPEN!
(session opened 12/4490/beta at 11:21:11)
DW: PING FS: PING. DW: You were offline kind of a while is everything all right FS: I have...
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specialshera asked: So, my Sollux and I recorded our bits. Her Sollux kindof spoke more than sang, but we figured that was perfect for him. Do you mind? I should have it up later tonight, after I get back from play practice. I'll link you when I put it up. Thanks for letting us do this. :)
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roachpatrol replied to your post: SENSITIVE TENANT PROBLEMS
Get food off the floor, crumbs off the couch, and hair out of the sink and shower. Basic courtesy.
She’s at least in luck about the food part. I audibly keen when people get food on or near fabrics. Oh god, RB, did I warn you about that?
I SHOULD WARN RB ABOUT THAT.
Meanwhile, I think I need to go buy… like… some...