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herroharrypotter:

i feel like this summarises modern art

The cleaning lady is clearly the superior artist. Her reaction piece, “Untitled,” is a scathing indictment of Branca’s somewhat puerile vision, a labored aesthetic yawn elevated to masterpiece through a simple and playful act of dismissal. The class struggle symbolism is subtle, a wry nod deftly conveyed by this promising newcomer to the art scene.
This reviewer looks forward to seeing her next installation.

herroharrypotter:

i feel like this summarises modern art

The cleaning lady is clearly the superior artist. Her reaction piece, “Untitled,” is a scathing indictment of Branca’s somewhat puerile vision, a labored aesthetic yawn elevated to masterpiece through a simple and playful act of dismissal. The class struggle symbolism is subtle, a wry nod deftly conveyed by this promising newcomer to the art scene.

This reviewer looks forward to seeing her next installation.

vastderp:

WWE legend Stone Cold Steve Austin on marriage equality:

"What also chaps my ass, some of these churches, have the high horse that they get on and say ‘we as a church do not believe in that.’ Which one of these motherfuckers talked to God, and God said that same-sex marriage was a no-can-do?"

reblogging myself to add this powerful diss of a christian metal band’s homophobic horse shit:

WWE legend Stone Cold Steve Austin on marriage equality:

"What also chaps my ass, some of these churches, have the high horse that they get on and say ‘we as a church do not believe in that.’ Which one of these motherfuckers talked to God, and God said that same-sex marriage was a no-can-do?"

the-real-seebs:

vastderp:

“And I believe to my soul that inside every man there’s the Feminine, And inside every lady there’s a deep manly voice loud and clear. Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he’s done with his women, But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.”

— Willie Nelson, “Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond Of Each Other”

Not originally Willie Nelson:

Ned Sublette, according to Wikipedia.

i noticed this right as you pointed it out and the attribution is fixed, thanks!

EDIT: the original is virtually unlistenable, which is a shame because his vocals are a lot stronger.

Inside every cowboy there’s a lady that’d love to slip out.
Ned Sublette, “Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond Of Each Other”
And I believe to my soul that inside every man there’s the Feminine,
And inside every lady there’s a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he’s done with his women,
But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.
Ned Sublette, “Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond Of Each Other”

prospitianescapee:

nuclearvampire:

The funny thing is we seem to assume conservation is to protect the poor little animals, but in reality, conservation is for us, so that we don’t change this world so much that we can’t live here.  Nature will carry on. It may not be the same shapes and functions as before, but it will adapt. We, however, may not.  Conservation is, in the long run, to prevent us from going extinct.

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by Humon

The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we’re gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, ’cause that’s what it does. It’s a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed. And if it’s true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new paradigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn’t share our prejudice toward plastic. Plastic came out of the earth.

The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn’t know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, “Why are we here?” 

"Plastic. Assholes."

- George Carlin

my water jug was standing in a pool of water that had almost reached my laptop stand when i got up today. there is what looks like a bite mark on the side of the jug, including one tiny pinhole that water has been seeping through.

i suspect some sort of cat shenanigans, but i can never prove them.

stick-arms:

vastderp:

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I am sad and angry that they didn’t go with canon daario. I mean, come on. It says a lot about what Dany finds sexy, and thats fabulous.

SERIOUSLY! but i guess the TV fandom wouldn’t have known what to do with their utter horror and embarrassment at watching the khaleesi experience age-appropriate teenage infatuation. they’d probably die of cringe.

welcome to my world guys

She’s got a type, and that type is FLASHY.
Her first husband was a beefcake with an epic ponytail decorated with bells.
Who’s to say she can’t crush on a sexy circus clown? Canon Daario is supposed to look like he got in a fight with the haircare wall at hot topic.
Plus, he’s always talking about his dick and how great women are. Whats not to love?
Who could resist a much older, brightly colored man lecherously stroking his sword hilts that look like naked ladies?
Daario is important because of how much it embarasses everyone around her that she’s so into getting the D.
You go girl! Get the D! Find out what color his pubes are today! You’re a khaleesi! You’re a 15 year old khaleesi.. but damnit you ride that horse til you fall off it!

flawless analysis.

I am sad and angry that they didn’t go with canon daario. I mean, come on. It says a lot about what Dany finds sexy, and thats fabulous.

SERIOUSLY! but i guess the TV fandom wouldn’t have known what to do with their utter horror and embarrassment at watching the khaleesi experience age-appropriate teenage infatuation. they’d probably die of cringe.

welcome to my world guys