cracked it

vastderp:

augh why do i suck so much

why do i suck so much

why do i do this to myself argggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

they’re letting me try again

ok

i’m gonna take this moment to beat myself up, then i’m getting on the phone

phoned the office, left message, they will get back to me in 24 hours or so. i needed to take some time to bash myself over the head so my anger would push me into swift movement, but now that it is done i forgive me because this is not how i feel like i would have handled things were i not chemically altered and riding the crazy train a little bit.

mostly the reason i feel so awful is that seebs has been lending me grocery money this month and i knew there was going to be followup but somehow i just stopped valuing the “checking my mail daily” part of that process. like, it just didn’t feel important, even though i was anxious about the paperwork taking so long and i knew that it would come in the mail.

this is where i would say “don’t do drugs, kids” except i was prescribed this fucking medicine so i could function

who loves irony, i do, ido

vastderp-placeholder:

i have no idea what i’m talking about so here’s a pumpkin with some knives in its head.

i missed an appointment to get my SNAP benefits renewed because i didn’t check my mail

augh why do i suck so much

why do i suck so much

why do i do this to myself argggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

they’re letting me try again

ok

i’m gonna take this moment to beat myself up, then i’m getting on the phone

thischick25:

vastderp-placeholder:

LAST PIC IS RELATED

SOMEHOW

Why’s Captain’s tail blue (or is that a trick of positioning/lighting)?

i dyed it that winter. I learned a valuable lesson, too, don’t do this if the shower curtain is open, omg. Dogs wag.

vastderp-placeholder:

found in the middle of a river.

on the ice in front of this cheerful gent is a collapsed snowperson of indeterminate snow-gender. 

i think i may have stumbled across a meteorological crime scene of some kind.

the-rain-monster:

Here’s lookin’ at you, Luka.

*sob*

(Source: textsfrommordhaus, via rainbowbarnacle)

In a statement, the Satanic Temple said that it will use the Supreme Court’s recent Hobby Lobby decision to exempt its believers from state-mandated informed consent laws that require women considering abortions to read pro-life material.

Informed consent or “right to know” laws state that women seeking elective abortions be provided with information about alternatives to the procedure, often couched in language that attempts to personify the fetus. According to the Guttmacher Institute, 35 states currently have informed consent laws, and of those, 33 require that the woman be told the gestational age of the fetus.

In some states, that information consists of pro-life propaganda that links abortion to a higher incidence of breast and ovarian cancers, or discusses “post-abortion syndrome,” a mental condition not recognized by any major medical or psychiatric organization.

Because the Satanic Temple bases its belief “regarding personal health…on the best scientific understanding of the world, regardless of the religious or political beliefs of others,” it claims that state-mandated information with no basis in scientific fact violates its “religious” beliefs.

Spokesperson Lucien Greaves said that the Supreme Court’s recent Hobby Lobby decision bolsters their case. “While we feel we have a strong case for an exemption regardless of the Hobby Lobby ruling,” he said, “the Supreme Court has decided that religious beliefs are so sacrosanct that they can even trump scientific fact. This was made clear when they allowed Hobby Lobby to claim certain contraceptives were abortifacients, which in fact they are not.”

HAIL SATAN.

(Source: willnobilis, via variablejabberwocky)

vastderp-placeholder:

reblogging for best Hussie answer ever. MACKIN’ TWOFOLD.

(Source: hussieformspring)